Graveyard

In memory of the characters who didn't make it back to the table.

• Hornswoggle Halfling · Thief 1 Sep 8, 2026 Session 155
  Poison gas trap, triggered when his adventuring partner tossed a dead rat onto a trapped hoard of gold. Died before he could escape.
• Nigel Wild Elf · Fighter 1 / Thief 1 Sep 8, 2026 Session 155
  Poison gas trap, triggered when his adventuring partner tossed a dead rat onto a trapped hoard of gold. Died before he could escape.
• Billy the Elf High Elf · Fighter 1 / Magic User 1 Sep 8, 2026 Session 155
  Poison gas trap, triggered when his adventuring partner tossed a dead rat onto a trapped hoard of gold. Died before he could escape.
• Rouhik Hayed Human · Cavalier 1 Sep 8, 2026 Session 155
  Poison gas trap, triggered when his adventuring partner tossed a dead rat onto a trapped hoard of gold. The last thing he saw was a female magic user.
• Bobilar Human · Druid 1 Aug 23, 2026 Session 153
  Promised his allegiance to a green dragon and was forced to prove his allegiance by stabbing his tied-up party member. Instead he planned on diving into a treasure pile to see if there was anything that could help them escape. Unfortunately, his party member "Commanded" him to untie him. The green dragon saw that he failed to stab him, and ordered Jolly Green to kill them both.
• The Creeper Human · Thief 1 Aug 23, 2026 Session 153
  Fled from three green dragons. He was pursued and levitated into the dragons mouth. Before his death he completed his life's quest to touch a dragon's tooth. One must imagine Creeper died happy.
• Stark Licht Human · Cleric 1 Aug 23, 2026 Session 153
  Was charmed by a green dragon and taken back to their lair. He was used as an instrument for Jolly Green and Bobilar to prove their transition to Lawful Evil. Jolly Green stabbed him in the chest with a dagger, killing him with the force of the impact of the dagger alone.
• Böse am Gebät Human · Cleric 1 Jul 12, 2026 Session 149
  Used as bait in a flaming-hallway spider trap. He was immune to the flames, but succumbed to the spiders.
• Schatt Dolch Human · Assassin 1 Jun 5, 2026 Session 148
  Was killed by berserkers underneath Muscle Tower.
• George Clooney Human · Thief 2 May 5, 2026 Session 146
  Killed by contact poison while checking a metal urn.
• Kronk Human · Cleric 1 Apr 25, 2026 Session 145
  Smothered by shadows in the night.
• Borj Bossington Human · Ranger 2 Apr 25, 2026 Session 145
  Covered himself in oil, and then slip n' slid into the sea and drowned.
• Steve Irlwin Human · Ranger 2 Apr 25, 2026 Session 145
  Smothered by shadows in the night.
• Shadow Hanx Half-Elf · Thief 2 Apr 25, 2026 Session 145
  Smothered by shadows in the night.
• Therrowin Half-Elf · Magic User 1 / Fighter 1 Apr 19, 2026 Session 144
  Pecked to death by giant ravens.
• Grim Shank Half-Orc · Assassin 1 Apr 19, 2026 Session 144
  Pecked to death by giant ravens.
• Thurgis Gnome · Thief 1 Apr 19, 2026 Session 144
  Fell to his death while trying to scale the outer walls of a temple.
• Leo the Cleric Human · Monk 3 Apr 19, 2026 Session 144
  Bitten and killed by a tiger fly.
• Rodney Rangerfield Human · Ranger 1 Apr 19, 2026 Session 144
  Bitten and killed by a tiger fly.
• Steve Oedekerk Human · Monk 3 Apr 19, 2026 Session 144
  Bitten and killed by a tiger fly.
• Jorm Leeks Human · Cleric 1 Apr 14, 2026 Session 143
  Trolled to death. Not even Odin could save him.
• Ysgawin Elf · Fighter 1 / Magic User 1 / Thief 1 Apr 1, 2026 Session 142
  Licked to death by giant toads.
• Spitz Human · Fighter 1 Apr 1, 2026 Session 142
  Licked to death by giant toads.
• Lee Tarde Human · Cleric 1 Apr 1, 2026 Session 142
  Licked to death by giant toads.
• Dity Dom Mysterio Human · Thief 1 Mar 28, 2026 Session 142
  Ganked by giant lizards when he returned to his campsite after slaying some orcs.
• Dresch Flegel Human · Cleric 1 Mar 28, 2026 Session 142
  Ganked by giant lizards when he returned to his campsite after slaying some orcs.
• Groß Licht Human · Cleric 1 Mar 28, 2026 Session 142
  Ganked by giant lizards when he returned to his campsite after slaying some orcs.
• Gnarnode Gnome · Illusionist 1 / Thief 1 Mar 28, 2026 Session 142
  Ganked by giant lizards when he returned to his campsite after slaying some orcs.
• Tom Human · Fighter 1 Feb 13, 2026 Session 137 - Sexually Frustrated
  Knocked unconscious by friendly fire (literally), and then smashed by a flesh golem.
• Napoleon Human · Magic User 3 Feb 2, 2026 Session Downtime
  Developed a terminal cardiovascular parasite. Died in painful agony over the course of a week.
• Korgoth Human · Barbarian 1 Feb 2, 2026 Session Downtime
  Developed a terminal gastrointestinal disease. Died alone.
• Brodo Baggins Halfling · Thief 1 Feb 2, 2026 Session Downtime
  Developed a terminal respiratory parasite. Suffocated on his own blood and mucus.
• Mature Thug (previously known as Young Thug; also known as Drug Thug) Human · Fighter 2 Dec 6, 2025 Session 134
  Charged into a group of ghouls to get a few dime bags of "Blue Lightning." He did not survive. His corpse reanimated as a ghoul and was just as quickly slain again; Napoleon levitated him to the ceiling where the goblins preceded to shoot him 10 times in a row.
• Bladium Human · Paladin 1 Nov 19, 2025 Session 132
  Fell into a pitfall trap while snooping around during the Lean Party.
• Gumbo Human · Fighter 1 Nov 19, 2025 Session 132
  Fell into a pitfall trap while snooping around during the Lean Party.
• Ramus Harroldus Human Nov 7, 2025 Session 131
  Bitten by a Giant Spider.
• Barry Slary Human Nov 7, 2025 Session 131
  Consumed by a Mimic.
• Ronnie Appleseed Human Nov 7, 2025 Session 131
  Bitten by a Giant Spider.
• Lart Tart Human Oct 26, 2025 Session 128
  Died being devoured by wolves. His death was certain when he was set ablaze from an oil flask. (This distracted the wolves long enough for the party to get the upper hand.)
• Teek-O Human · Cleric 1 Sep 28, 2025 Session 125
  Died in a fiery explosion when Dilbo opened a trapped sarcophagus.
• Dilbo Gabbins Halfling · Thief 1 Sep 28, 2025 Session 125
  Died in a fiery explosion when he opened a trapped sarcophagus.
• Chadwick Thornberry Human · Druid 2 Sep 19, 2025 Session 124
  Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men.
• Dr. Vincent Strange Human · Magic User 1 / Psionic 1 Sep 19, 2025 Session 124
  Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men.
• Regis Pillbin Human · Cleric 2 Sep 19, 2025 Session 124
  Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men.
• Michael Will Susan Human · Thief 2 Sep 19, 2025 Session 124
  Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men.
• Tarth Brooks Human · Fighter 1 Sep 19, 2025 Session 124
  Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men.
• Garth Brooks Human · Fighter 1 Sep 10, 2025 Session Downtime
  Succumbed to his injuries while being operated on by Dr. Weird, and Dr. Vincent Strange.
• Big Boy Humms Human · Fighter 1 Aug 29, 2025 Session 121
  Died to acidic spray from a suicide-beetle.
• Ligmis Strider Human · Ranger 1 Aug 18, 2025 Session 119
  Failed a saving throw against a spider's poison.
• Frederick Okvin Human · Fighter 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Slain during the Mandingostein.
• Heinrich Human · Magic User 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Magic sprayed, then backstabbed by David Blaine.
• David Blaine Human · Magic User 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Mauled to death by tigers in the Goblin King's arena.
• Antonio Downs Human · Fighter 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Mauled to death by tigers in the Goblin King's arena.
• Gorlock the Destroyer Half-Orc · Cleric 1 / Fighter 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Died in the non-human free-for-all.
• Gonad (The Black Cock) Human · Fighter 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Denied his humanity and died to a half-elf in the non-human free-for-all.
• Greg Mc'Conner Human · Fighter 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Slain during the Mandingostein.
• Betty Fister Human · Thief 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Magic sprayed, then backstabbed by David Blaine.
• Muscle Crowe Human · Fighter 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Slain during the Mandingostein.
• Jean De Rouge Human · Paladin 2 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Slain during the Mandingostein.
• Cleetus Epstein Human · Cleric 1 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Refused to fight his human opponents. They did not share the sympathy.
• Jovius Fister Human · Cleric 2 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Refused to fight his human opponents. They did not share the sympathy.
• Joe Hendry Human · Paladin 2 Aug 9, 2025 Session 118: The Mandingostein
  Refused to fight his human opponents. They did not share the sympathy.
• Strong-Stack Human · Fighter 1 May 3, 2025 Session 115
  Enslaved by goblins (killed the goblin chief, though.)
• Joe Hendry Human · Paladin 2 May 3, 2025 Session 115
  1v1'd a worg. Enslaved by goblins.
• Willy Bonka Human · Cleric 1 May 3, 2025 Session 115
  Enslaved by goblins.
• Graador Half-Orc · Fighter 2 Apr 12, 2025 Session 114
  Was poisoned by Booga Bros. When he (convinced by Gronad) drank 1 of 3 potential cures, it was more poison.
• Nameless Adventurer Human · Paladin 1 Nov 3, 2024 Session 106
  Poisoned by a huge spider while in the swamps hunting for witches.
• Slooth Human · Thief 1 Nov 3, 2024 Session 106
  While scaling a wall, he pulled out flint and steel to create a light. He fell and, with the guards now alerted, he was pierced with 3 arrows.
• Chadimir Putin Human · Fighter 2 Aug 15, 2024 Session Downtime
  Official cause of death unknown. He was last seen transporting radioactive material for the Council for Citizen's Protection.
• Nameless Adventurer Human · Magic User 1 Jun 11, 2024 Session 87
  Was cut in half by a boring beetle.
• Nameless Adventurer Halfling · Fighter 1 / Thief 1 Jun 11, 2024 Session 87
  Was cut in half by a boring beetle.
• Erik Human · Barbarian 2 Jun 5, 2024 Session 86
  Executed by Zombie Ivar while attempting to flee.
• Oddjob Human · Barbarian 2 Jun 5, 2024 Session 86
  Executed by norkers while held by norker cleric spell.
• Konan Human · Barbarian 3 Jun 5, 2024 Session 86
  Executed by norkers while held by norker cleric spell.
• Ivar Human · Barbarian 3 Jun 5, 2024 Session 86
  Executed by norkers while held by norker cleric spell.
• Micoley Human · Cleric 1 May 17, 2024 Session 85
  Died to giant centipede poison.
• Gunther "Ring General" Human May 1, 2024 Session 84
  Drowned. Jumped off a diving board into a pool full of water.
• Bush Human · Thief 1 May 1, 2024 Session 84
  Died by getting ripped to shreds by goblins.
• Dom Yoda Gnome · Illusionist / Thief Feb 18, 2024 Session 75
  Stole from Lexis King; killed by party.
• Kermit Mahomes Human · Thief 1 Jan 28, 2024 Session 72
  Killed in a razor wire trap.
• Dr. Bright Human · Illusionist 2 Dec 23, 2023 Session 67
  Drowned and devoured by mermaids.
• Los Elf · Assassin 1 Dec 23, 2023 Session 67
  Died in his own suicide bombing on the Paradisio Lighthouse. "Santa Akbar!"
• Lego Elf · Magic User 1 / Thief 1 / Fighter 1 Dec 22, 2023 Session 67
  Died from an explosion caused by a defective explosive arrow.
• The Scuba King Halfling · Fighter 1 / Thief 1 Nov 8, 2023 Session 61
  Went head first into a pit trap.
• Stumble McFumble Human · Fighter 1 Oct 2, 2023 Session 56
  Crushed by a ceiling trap.
• Otto Von Sphincter Human · Fighter 1 Sep 18, 2023 Session 55
  Gassed to death in a chamber by gas spores.
• Gregg "The Crackhead" Human · Assassin 1 Sep 18, 2023 Session 55
  Gassed to death in a chamber by gas spores.
• Phillip J. Fry Human · Fighter 1 Sep 1, 2023 Session 55
  Knocked unconscious by vultures. Subsequently had his intestines eaten.
• Honda Odyssey Human · Fighter 1 Aug 27, 2023 Session 54
  Vice grip and poison of an anhkheg.
• Ludwig Kaiser Human · Fighter 1 Aug 21, 2023 Session 53
  Brutally ripped in-half by a carnivorous ape, much to the party's horror. He was resurrected by the Train Devil; and now his soul belongs to the rain while his body serves his master, Gunther.
• Rivera Garcia Human · Paladin 1 Aug 14, 2023
  Death by giant dragonfly in the Bonemarsh.
• Matt Riddle Human · Fighter 1 Aug 14, 2023 Session 49, extended
  Clawed and turned by swamp-ghouls in the Bonemarsh.
• Xi the Riceman Human · Cleric 1 Aug 14, 2023 Session 49, extended
  Clawed and turned by swamp-ghouls in the Bonemarsh.
• Millie Malice Human · Fighter 2 Mar 26, 2023 Session 39
  MIA: Kidnapped by Orcs.
• Morbius Human · Magic User 1 Mar 26, 2023 Session 39
  MIA: Kidnapped by Orcs.
• Sykes Picot Human · Fighter 1 Mar 26, 2023 Session 39
  Refused to be kidnapped by orcs. Lit the area on fire and died hurling his 2h sword around himself in a cyclone.
• Tiber Rectum Human · Fighter 1 Mar 4, 2023 Session 36
  Died from a trapped chest. A large, solid, boulder fell from the ceiling crushing him instantly.
• 2 Chainz Human · Paladin 6 Mar 4, 2023 Session 36
  Died by a venomous snake. Multiple bites.
• Ric Flair Human · Fighter 1 Mar 4, 2023 Session 36
  Died from a venomous snake.
• Aaron Rogers Human · Illusionist 1 Feb 24, 2023 Session 35
  Died to poison trap.
• Lemmy Winx Gnome · Thief 2 Feb 24, 2023 Session 34
  Died to poison trap.
• Kjotve Dwarf · Fighter 2 Feb 10, 2023 Session 34
  Killed/poisoned by a giant centipede.
• Bong Weasley Human · Magic user 1 Feb 10, 2023 Session 34
  Killed/poisoned by a giant centipede.
• Shronk Human · Fighter 1 Dec 11, 2022 Session 28
  Died to poison from a spider.
• Grey-grey Onivere Human · Fighter 1 Dec 11, 2022 Session 28
  Died by friendly fire in an attempt to destroy an automaton. Got sentient ooze thrown on him. The automaton was destroyed in the process.
• Stephen Hawking Human · Magic user 1 Nov 23, 2022 Session 27
  Was killed by an ice snake.
• Hans Shortsenegger Human · Fighter 3 May 12, 2022 Session 24
  Was charmed by Ogre Magi and turned against his adventuring party. He was killed by impalement; tripped into a pit trap constructed by his former adventuring party. The ogre magi perished beside him.
• Big Pimpin Human · Thief 2 Apr 24, 2022 Session 21
  Died to a pride of lions. Almost escaped on a cart but was rendered unconscious and bled out.
• Mozeus Human · Cleric 1 Mar 5, 2022 Session 16
  Devoured by wolves while traveling.
• James Dean Human · Fighter 1 Feb 11, 2022 Session 14
  Died by cigarettes & explosion in the Krozpont harbor.
• Friar Cucke Human · Cleric 1 Feb 11, 2022 Session 14
  Died drowning in the Krozpont harbor while on a mission to break a member of the Council for Citizen’s Protection out of a prison-boat.
• Antonio Scarimucci Human · Assassin 1 Dec 5, 2021 Session 6
  Died falling out of a tree while attempting to set a branch on fire and drop it on a group of wolves.
• Adolfous Moorbrim Human · Magic user 16 Nov 5, 2021 Session Downtime
  Was executed in the city of Krozpont by Judge Dredd for his crimes against the city and his practicing of necromancy. Pew.