| | Hornswoggle | Halfling | Thief 1 | Sep 8, 2026 | 155 | Poison gas trap, triggered when his adventuring partner tossed a dead rat onto a trapped hoard of gold. Died before he could escape. | |
| | Nigel | Wild Elf | Fighter 1 / Thief 1 | Sep 8, 2026 | 155 | Poison gas trap, triggered when his adventuring partner tossed a dead rat onto a trapped hoard of gold. Died before he could escape. | |
| | Billy the Elf | High Elf | Fighter 1 / Magic User 1 | Sep 8, 2026 | 155 | Poison gas trap, triggered when his adventuring partner tossed a dead rat onto a trapped hoard of gold. Died before he could escape. | |
| | Rouhik Hayed | Human | Cavalier 1 | Sep 8, 2026 | 155 | Poison gas trap, triggered when his adventuring partner tossed a dead rat onto a trapped hoard of gold. The last thing he saw was a female magic user. | |
| | Bobilar | Human | Druid 1 | Aug 23, 2026 | 153 | Promised his allegiance to a green dragon and was forced to prove his allegiance by stabbing his tied-up party member. Instead he planned on diving into a treasure pile to see if there was anything that could help them escape. Unfortunately, his party member "Commanded" him to untie him. The green dragon saw that he failed to stab him, and ordered Jolly Green to kill them both. | |
| | The Creeper | Human | Thief 1 | Aug 23, 2026 | 153 | Fled from three green dragons. He was pursued and levitated into the dragons mouth. Before his death he completed his life's quest to touch a dragon's tooth. One must imagine Creeper died happy. | |
| | Stark Licht | Human | Cleric 1 | Aug 23, 2026 | 153 | Was charmed by a green dragon and taken back to their lair. He was used as an instrument for Jolly Green and Bobilar to prove their transition to Lawful Evil. Jolly Green stabbed him in the chest with a dagger, killing him with the force of the impact of the dagger alone. | |
| | Böse am Gebät | Human | Cleric 1 | Jul 12, 2026 | 149 | Used as bait in a flaming-hallway spider trap. He was immune to the flames, but succumbed to the spiders. | |
| | Schatt Dolch | Human | Assassin 1 | Jun 5, 2026 | 148 | Was killed by berserkers underneath Muscle Tower. | |
| | George Clooney | Human | Thief 2 | May 5, 2026 | 146 | Killed by contact poison while checking a metal urn. | |
| | Kronk | Human | Cleric 1 | Apr 25, 2026 | 145 | Smothered by shadows in the night. | |
| | Borj Bossington | Human | Ranger 2 | Apr 25, 2026 | 145 | Covered himself in oil, and then slip n' slid into the sea and drowned. | |
| | Steve Irlwin | Human | Ranger 2 | Apr 25, 2026 | 145 | Smothered by shadows in the night. | |
| | Shadow Hanx | Half-Elf | Thief 2 | Apr 25, 2026 | 145 | Smothered by shadows in the night. | |
| | Therrowin | Half-Elf | Magic User 1 / Fighter 1 | Apr 19, 2026 | 144 | Pecked to death by giant ravens. | |
| | Grim Shank | Half-Orc | Assassin 1 | Apr 19, 2026 | 144 | Pecked to death by giant ravens. | |
| | Thurgis | Gnome | Thief 1 | Apr 19, 2026 | 144 | Fell to his death while trying to scale the outer walls of a temple. | |
| | Leo the Cleric | Human | Monk 3 | Apr 19, 2026 | 144 | Bitten and killed by a tiger fly. | |
| | Rodney Rangerfield | Human | Ranger 1 | Apr 19, 2026 | 144 | Bitten and killed by a tiger fly. | |
| | Steve Oedekerk | Human | Monk 3 | Apr 19, 2026 | 144 | Bitten and killed by a tiger fly. | |
| | Jorm Leeks | Human | Cleric 1 | Apr 14, 2026 | 143 | Trolled to death. Not even Odin could save him. | |
| | Ysgawin | Elf | Fighter 1 / Magic User 1 / Thief 1 | Apr 1, 2026 | 142 | Licked to death by giant toads. | |
| | Spitz | Human | Fighter 1 | Apr 1, 2026 | 142 | Licked to death by giant toads. | |
| | Lee Tarde | Human | Cleric 1 | Apr 1, 2026 | 142 | Licked to death by giant toads. | |
| | Dity Dom Mysterio | Human | Thief 1 | Mar 28, 2026 | 142 | Ganked by giant lizards when he returned to his campsite after slaying some orcs. | |
| | Dresch Flegel | Human | Cleric 1 | Mar 28, 2026 | 142 | Ganked by giant lizards when he returned to his campsite after slaying some orcs. | |
| | Groß Licht | Human | Cleric 1 | Mar 28, 2026 | 142 | Ganked by giant lizards when he returned to his campsite after slaying some orcs. | |
| | Gnarnode | Gnome | Illusionist 1 / Thief 1 | Mar 28, 2026 | 142 | Ganked by giant lizards when he returned to his campsite after slaying some orcs. | |
| | Tom | Human | Fighter 1 | Feb 13, 2026 | 137 - Sexually Frustrated | Knocked unconscious by friendly fire (literally), and then smashed by a flesh golem. | |
| | Napoleon | Human | Magic User 3 | Feb 2, 2026 | Downtime | Developed a terminal cardiovascular parasite. Died in painful agony over the course of a week. | |
| | Korgoth | Human | Barbarian 1 | Feb 2, 2026 | Downtime | Developed a terminal gastrointestinal disease. Died alone. | |
| | Brodo Baggins | Halfling | Thief 1 | Feb 2, 2026 | Downtime | Developed a terminal respiratory parasite. Suffocated on his own blood and mucus. | |
| | Mature Thug (previously known as Young Thug; also known as Drug Thug) | Human | Fighter 2 | Dec 6, 2025 | 134 | Charged into a group of ghouls to get a few dime bags of "Blue Lightning." He did not survive. His corpse reanimated as a ghoul and was just as quickly slain again; Napoleon levitated him to the ceiling where the goblins preceded to shoot him 10 times in a row. | |
| | Bladium | Human | Paladin 1 | Nov 19, 2025 | 132 | Fell into a pitfall trap while snooping around during the Lean Party. | |
| | Gumbo | Human | Fighter 1 | Nov 19, 2025 | 132 | Fell into a pitfall trap while snooping around during the Lean Party. | |
| | Ramus Harroldus | Human | — | Nov 7, 2025 | 131 | Bitten by a Giant Spider. | |
| | Barry Slary | Human | — | Nov 7, 2025 | 131 | Consumed by a Mimic. | |
| | Ronnie Appleseed | Human | — | Nov 7, 2025 | 131 | Bitten by a Giant Spider. | |
| | Lart Tart | Human | — | Oct 26, 2025 | 128 | Died being devoured by wolves. His death was certain when he was set ablaze from an oil flask. (This distracted the wolves long enough for the party to get the upper hand.) | |
| | Teek-O | Human | Cleric 1 | Sep 28, 2025 | 125 | Died in a fiery explosion when Dilbo opened a trapped sarcophagus. | |
| | Dilbo Gabbins | Halfling | Thief 1 | Sep 28, 2025 | 125 | Died in a fiery explosion when he opened a trapped sarcophagus. | |
| | Chadwick Thornberry | Human | Druid 2 | Sep 19, 2025 | 124 | Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men. | |
| | Dr. Vincent Strange | Human | Magic User 1 / Psionic 1 | Sep 19, 2025 | 124 | Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men. | |
| | Regis Pillbin | Human | Cleric 2 | Sep 19, 2025 | 124 | Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men. | |
| | Michael Will Susan | Human | Thief 2 | Sep 19, 2025 | 124 | Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men. | |
| | Tarth Brooks | Human | Fighter 1 | Sep 19, 2025 | 124 | Pinched to death by a pack of crab-men. | |
| | Garth Brooks | Human | Fighter 1 | Sep 10, 2025 | Downtime | Succumbed to his injuries while being operated on by Dr. Weird, and Dr. Vincent Strange. | |
| | Big Boy Humms | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 29, 2025 | 121 | Died to acidic spray from a suicide-beetle. | |
| | Ligmis Strider | Human | Ranger 1 | Aug 18, 2025 | 119 | Failed a saving throw against a spider's poison. | |
| | Frederick Okvin | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Slain during the Mandingostein. | |
| | Heinrich | Human | Magic User 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Magic sprayed, then backstabbed by David Blaine. | |
| | David Blaine | Human | Magic User 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Mauled to death by tigers in the Goblin King's arena. | |
| | Antonio Downs | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Mauled to death by tigers in the Goblin King's arena. | |
| | Gorlock the Destroyer | Half-Orc | Cleric 1 / Fighter 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Died in the non-human free-for-all. | |
| | Gonad (The Black Cock) | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Denied his humanity and died to a half-elf in the non-human free-for-all. | |
| | Greg Mc'Conner | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Slain during the Mandingostein. | |
| | Betty Fister | Human | Thief 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Magic sprayed, then backstabbed by David Blaine. | |
| | Muscle Crowe | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Slain during the Mandingostein. | |
| | Jean De Rouge | Human | Paladin 2 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Slain during the Mandingostein. | |
| | Cleetus Epstein | Human | Cleric 1 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Refused to fight his human opponents. They did not share the sympathy. | |
| | Jovius Fister | Human | Cleric 2 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Refused to fight his human opponents. They did not share the sympathy. | |
| | Joe Hendry | Human | Paladin 2 | Aug 9, 2025 | 118: The Mandingostein | Refused to fight his human opponents. They did not share the sympathy. | |
| | Strong-Stack | Human | Fighter 1 | May 3, 2025 | 115 | Enslaved by goblins (killed the goblin chief, though.) | |
| | Joe Hendry | Human | Paladin 2 | May 3, 2025 | 115 | 1v1'd a worg. Enslaved by goblins. | |
| | Willy Bonka | Human | Cleric 1 | May 3, 2025 | 115 | Enslaved by goblins. | |
| | Graador | Half-Orc | Fighter 2 | Apr 12, 2025 | 114 | Was poisoned by Booga Bros. When he (convinced by Gronad) drank 1 of 3 potential cures, it was more poison. | |
| | Nameless Adventurer | Human | Paladin 1 | Nov 3, 2024 | 106 | Poisoned by a huge spider while in the swamps hunting for witches. | |
| | Slooth | Human | Thief 1 | Nov 3, 2024 | 106 | While scaling a wall, he pulled out flint and steel to create a light. He fell and, with the guards now alerted, he was pierced with 3 arrows. | |
| | Chadimir Putin | Human | Fighter 2 | Aug 15, 2024 | Downtime | Official cause of death unknown. He was last seen transporting radioactive material for the Council for Citizen's Protection. | |
| | Nameless Adventurer | Human | Magic User 1 | Jun 11, 2024 | 87 | Was cut in half by a boring beetle. | |
| | Nameless Adventurer | Halfling | Fighter 1 / Thief 1 | Jun 11, 2024 | 87 | Was cut in half by a boring beetle. | |
| | Erik | Human | Barbarian 2 | Jun 5, 2024 | 86 | Executed by Zombie Ivar while attempting to flee. | |
| | Oddjob | Human | Barbarian 2 | Jun 5, 2024 | 86 | Executed by norkers while held by norker cleric spell. | |
| | Konan | Human | Barbarian 3 | Jun 5, 2024 | 86 | Executed by norkers while held by norker cleric spell. | |
| | Ivar | Human | Barbarian 3 | Jun 5, 2024 | 86 | Executed by norkers while held by norker cleric spell. | |
| | Micoley | Human | Cleric 1 | May 17, 2024 | 85 | Died to giant centipede poison. | |
| | Gunther "Ring General" | Human | — | May 1, 2024 | 84 | Drowned. Jumped off a diving board into a pool full of water. | |
| | Bush | Human | Thief 1 | May 1, 2024 | 84 | Died by getting ripped to shreds by goblins. | |
| | Dom Yoda | Gnome | Illusionist / Thief | Feb 18, 2024 | 75 | Stole from Lexis King; killed by party. | |
| | Kermit Mahomes | Human | Thief 1 | Jan 28, 2024 | 72 | Killed in a razor wire trap. | |
| | Dr. Bright | Human | Illusionist 2 | Dec 23, 2023 | 67 | Drowned and devoured by mermaids. | |
| | Los | Elf | Assassin 1 | Dec 23, 2023 | 67 | Died in his own suicide bombing on the Paradisio Lighthouse. "Santa Akbar!" | |
| | Lego | Elf | Magic User 1 / Thief 1 / Fighter 1 | Dec 22, 2023 | 67 | Died from an explosion caused by a defective explosive arrow. | |
| | The Scuba King | Halfling | Fighter 1 / Thief 1 | Nov 8, 2023 | 61 | Went head first into a pit trap. | |
| | Stumble McFumble | Human | Fighter 1 | Oct 2, 2023 | 56 | Crushed by a ceiling trap. | |
| | Otto Von Sphincter | Human | Fighter 1 | Sep 18, 2023 | 55 | Gassed to death in a chamber by gas spores. | |
| | Gregg "The Crackhead" | Human | Assassin 1 | Sep 18, 2023 | 55 | Gassed to death in a chamber by gas spores. | |
| | Phillip J. Fry | Human | Fighter 1 | Sep 1, 2023 | 55 | Knocked unconscious by vultures. Subsequently had his intestines eaten. | |
| | Honda Odyssey | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 27, 2023 | 54 | Vice grip and poison of an anhkheg. | |
| | Ludwig Kaiser | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 21, 2023 | 53 | Brutally ripped in-half by a carnivorous ape, much to the party's horror. He was resurrected by the Train Devil; and now his soul belongs to the rain while his body serves his master, Gunther. | |
| | Rivera Garcia | Human | Paladin 1 | Aug 14, 2023 | — | Death by giant dragonfly in the Bonemarsh. | |
| | Matt Riddle | Human | Fighter 1 | Aug 14, 2023 | 49, extended | Clawed and turned by swamp-ghouls in the Bonemarsh. | |
| | Xi the Riceman | Human | Cleric 1 | Aug 14, 2023 | 49, extended | Clawed and turned by swamp-ghouls in the Bonemarsh. | |
| | Millie Malice | Human | Fighter 2 | Mar 26, 2023 | 39 | MIA: Kidnapped by Orcs. | |
| | Morbius | Human | Magic User 1 | Mar 26, 2023 | 39 | MIA: Kidnapped by Orcs. | |
| | Sykes Picot | Human | Fighter 1 | Mar 26, 2023 | 39 | Refused to be kidnapped by orcs. Lit the area on fire and died hurling his 2h sword around himself in a cyclone. | |
| | Tiber Rectum | Human | Fighter 1 | Mar 4, 2023 | 36 | Died from a trapped chest. A large, solid, boulder fell from the ceiling crushing him instantly. | |
| | 2 Chainz | Human | Paladin 6 | Mar 4, 2023 | 36 | Died by a venomous snake. Multiple bites. | |
| | Ric Flair | Human | Fighter 1 | Mar 4, 2023 | 36 | Died from a venomous snake. | |
| | Aaron Rogers | Human | Illusionist 1 | Feb 24, 2023 | 35 | Died to poison trap. | |
| | Lemmy Winx | Gnome | Thief 2 | Feb 24, 2023 | 34 | Died to poison trap. | |
| | Kjotve | Dwarf | Fighter 2 | Feb 10, 2023 | 34 | Killed/poisoned by a giant centipede. | |
| | Bong Weasley | Human | Magic user 1 | Feb 10, 2023 | 34 | Killed/poisoned by a giant centipede. | |
| | Shronk | Human | Fighter 1 | Dec 11, 2022 | 28 | Died to poison from a spider. | |
| | Grey-grey Onivere | Human | Fighter 1 | Dec 11, 2022 | 28 | Died by friendly fire in an attempt to destroy an automaton. Got sentient ooze thrown on him. The automaton was destroyed in the process. | |
| | Stephen Hawking | Human | Magic user 1 | Nov 23, 2022 | 27 | Was killed by an ice snake. | |
| | Hans Shortsenegger | Human | Fighter 3 | May 12, 2022 | 24 | Was charmed by Ogre Magi and turned against his adventuring party. He was killed by impalement; tripped into a pit trap constructed by his former adventuring party. The ogre magi perished beside him. | |
| | Big Pimpin | Human | Thief 2 | Apr 24, 2022 | 21 | Died to a pride of lions. Almost escaped on a cart but was rendered unconscious and bled out. | |
| | Mozeus | Human | Cleric 1 | Mar 5, 2022 | 16 | Devoured by wolves while traveling. | |
| | James Dean | Human | Fighter 1 | Feb 11, 2022 | 14 | Died by cigarettes & explosion in the Krozpont harbor. | |
| | Friar Cucke | Human | Cleric 1 | Feb 11, 2022 | 14 | Died drowning in the Krozpont harbor while on a mission to break a member of the Council for Citizen’s Protection out of a prison-boat. | |
| | Antonio Scarimucci | Human | Assassin 1 | Dec 5, 2021 | 6 | Died falling out of a tree while attempting to set a branch on fire and drop it on a group of wolves. | |
| | Adolfous Moorbrim | Human | Magic user 16 | Nov 5, 2021 | Downtime | Was executed in the city of Krozpont by Judge Dredd for his crimes against the city and his practicing of necromancy. Pew. | |